Message to Stephen Colbert

He is trying to steal the naming of the new ISS node 3 from us! Xenu was the top pick of user submissions until Colbert caught wind of it.

Anonymous has responded:



Glory Marcabia! Hail the 6th Fleet!

Shared the vid link with ARS.

LRH never really mentioned the possibility of yet moar Marcabs, but then he never really mentioned the first 3 Marcabian Invader Fleets either. He said the 4th MIF was defending this sector now, I assumed against the 5th (who run the implanting stations on mars and venus?), so I guess I automatically associated the critics with the defenders => 4th (or 5th if Co$ =/= 5th MIF) MIF.

so is Anon the 6th Invader Fleet? Reinforcements from back home to help overcome the suppression laid down Hubbard's lies?

If I ran with this metaphor for another 20 paragraphs, would you think I was J. Swift?

ChefXenu wrote:Shared the vid link with ARS.

LRH never really mentioned the possibility of yet moar Marcabs, but then he never really mentioned the first 3 Marcabian Invader Fleets either. He said the 4th MIF was defending this sector now, I assumed against the 5th (who run the implanting stations on mars and venus?), so I guess I automatically associated the critics with the defenders => 4th (or 5th if Co$ =/= 5th MIF) MIF.

so is Anon the 6th Invader Fleet? Reinforcements from back home to help overcome the suppression laid down Hubbard's lies?

If I ran with this metaphor for another 20 paragraphs, would you think I was J. Swift?

HA! Only if you tied it to numerology!

And yes, I figure we draw our massive paychecks from the drug companies with the backing of the Germans who are of course, the slaves of the Marcabsian 6th Fleet. We are here to reinforce the critics and destroy scientology.

Oh SHIIIIIIII~



Hail Colbertnu! XD

I had just lost a lot of respect for him recently. This makes it up, a little.

Spylon wrote:I had just lost a lot of respect for him recently. This makes it up, a little.

Interesting you say that, because so have I. I enjoyed the living hell out of this, though!